Jail Jokes

  • jail breakTwo men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

    The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"

    The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

    "Certainly," replied the warden.

    He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

    "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

  • coins(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.)

    The bank manager noticed the new clerk was a goober at counting money and adding up figures.

    "Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.

    "Yale," replied the lad.

    "And what's your name?" barked the manager.

    "Yim Yohnston," he replied.