Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.

I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?"

Now I'm blocked.

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.

If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! 

It is Spam!

Big shout out to my fingers!

I can always count on them.

Apparently, you can't use "beef-stew" as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

When it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake!

- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

- 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

What is my New Years resolution?

I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always.

Thanks for asking.

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

I heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.