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Computer Puns

  • cinnamon bunsSomeone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.

    I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?"

    Now I'm blocked.

  • computer stressWARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.

    If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! 

    It is Spam!

  • hands raisedBig shout out to my fingers!

    I can always count on them.

  • beef stew punApparently, you can't use "beef-stew" as a password.

    It's not stroganoff.

  • girlWhen it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake!

    - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

    - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

    - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

  • computer keyboardMy kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

    I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.

    "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

  • picture of computer screensWhat is my New Years resolution?

    I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always.

    Thanks for asking.

  • apples on treeAdam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

  • rock band punI heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.