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Computer Puns

  • Canned Email Warning

    computer stressWARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.

    If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! 

    It is Spam!

  • Handy Engineering Conversions

    girlWhen it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake!

    - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

    - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

    - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

  • Long Passwords

    computer keyboardMy kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

    I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.

    "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

  • New Years Resolution

    picture of computer screensWhat is my New Years resolution?

    I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always.

    Thanks for asking.

  • Storage Act

    rock band punI heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.