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Hippo Puns

  • Army Hippo

    Military punThe army kept advancing till its route was blocked by a dead hippopotamus lying across the road.

    "Carry on," commanded the general.

    And he was right.

    - Cynthia MacGregor

  • Hippo Zippo

    hippoWhat is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

    One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.