Online Shopping Jokes

  • Oneliner #0958

    Chicken or Egg First?I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon: I’ll let you know...

  • Oneliner #1065

    shopping cartsShopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

  • Toy Disclaimers

    toys copy*Toy Disclaimers*

    * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

    * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

    * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

    * Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

    * Some dismemberment may occur.

    * Do not purchase this toy at all.  Put it back on the shelf!  NOW!!  Just walk away, timid little man.