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Online Shopping Jokes

  • Chicken or Egg First?I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon: I’ll let you know...

  • shopping cartsShopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

  • toys copy*Toy Disclaimers*

    * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

    * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

    * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

    * Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

    * Some dismemberment may occur.

    * Do not purchase this toy at all.  Put it back on the shelf!  NOW!!  Just walk away, timid little man.

  • computer2(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

    Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
    From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
    I'm happy -- although
    My boss let me go --
    Happily addicted to the Web.

    All night long, I sit clicking,
    Unaware time is ticking,
    There's beard on my cheek,
    Same clothes for a week,
    Happily addicted to the Web!