Boxers who are always on time, for their bouts are very punchual.
Did you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball?
It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.
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According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.
"We don't have a home-run hitter."
- Tom, ruthlessly
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
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