Sport Puns

  • boxing glovesBoxers who are always on time, for their bouts are very punchual.

  • polo playerDid you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball?

    It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.

  • hurdlesOur top story today:

    According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.

  • baseball field"We don't have a home-run hitter."

    - Tom, ruthlessly

  • baseballI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

    Then it hit me!