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Magician Jokes

  • Father's Occupation

    man magician"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

    "He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.

    "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

    "He saws people in half."

    "Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

    "One half brother and two half sisters."

  • Magic Trick

    magicianA magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head.

    The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block.

    The man shrugs his shoulders and pounds him hard.

    Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the hospital and goes....  "Taa-Daa!"

  • Magician's School

    magicianI went to Magician's School but flunked the final exam.

    They were all trick questions.