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Catholic Jokes

  • Catholic Dictionary

    dictionary*Catholic Dictionary*

    AMEN:
    The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

    BULLETIN:
    1.  Parish information, read only during the homily.
    2.  Catholic air conditioning.
    3.  Your receipt for attending Mass.

    CHOIR:
    A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.

    HOLY WATER:
    A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

    HYMN:
    A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.