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Motorcycle Jokes

  • pearly gatesA guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."

    "How current is your copy?" he asks.

    "I get a download every fifteen minutes." St. Peter replies, "Why do you ask?"

  • motorcycle headlightI went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. 

    So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil neck. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

  • moped"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped.