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Motorcycle Jokes

  • Ticket Woes

    motorcycle headlightI went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. 

    So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil neck. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

  • Two-Wheel Woes

    moped"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped.