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Fishing Jokes

  • Engine Trouble

    cb radioMany years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn't have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast his call letters and asked for assistance.

  • Fishing Trip

    fishing1"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

    "Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

    "All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

  • Questions

    A funny joke about a dad and his son out fishing.A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do, the son started asking his father some questions.

    "How does the boat float?" he asked.

    The man thought about the question for a moment, then said, "I don't really know, son."

    "Well, how do fish breath underwater?"