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Fishing Jokes

  • Engine Trouble

    cb radioMany years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn't have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast his call letters and asked for assistance.

  • Fishing Trip

    fishing1"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

    "Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

    "All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"