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Firemen Jokes

  • Brave Firefighters

    firetruckA fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana.  The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.

    The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called.

    Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made.

    The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.  They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames.  The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions.  Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts.

  • Fire Test

    fire stationJoey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall.

    Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him.

    The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothes catch on fire?"

    Joey replied promptly, "I don't put them on."

  • Oneliner #1221

    Firemen will knock on doors to save people.I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"... stupid firemen.

  • Sudden Devastation

    tornadoOut in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor.

    The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself. "It was the darndest thing...  it was the darndest thing." she kept repeating dazedly.