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Mechanic Jokes

  • Battery Life

    car oldAn angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car just six months earlier.

    "Listen", the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought this battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"

    "Sorry," apologized the garage owner.

    "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."

  • On The Ball Mechanic

    auto mechanic1My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

    Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk.  He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.

    Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem.

  • Oneliner #1125

    car washI know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

    - Mitch Hedberg