One Liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.
One Liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.
One Liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- W.C. Fields
One Liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.
One Liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.
One Liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.
One Liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster...
Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.