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Advice One-liners

  • man thinkingOne-liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.

  • Spontaneous one-linerPlan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

  • Free advice one-linerFree advice is worth what you paid for it.

  • credit cardOne Liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.

  • WC FieldsOne Liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

    - W.C. Fields

  • woman shrugOne Liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.

  • person shrugOne Liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.

  • man sittingOne Liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.

  • woman winkOne Liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.

  • dog8They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster...

  • donkey in mirrorAskhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

  • One liner adviceAdvice #1: 

    No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.

  • Shopping AdviceAdvice #2:

    It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.

  • Advice One LinerAdvice #3:

    If you don't' know, why ask?

  • Impossible Advice One LinerAdvice #4:

    Be realistic; ask the impossible!

  • Scientist one linersAdvice #5:

    Research administrators should support artificial intelligence; after all, what have they to lose?

  • Advice One LinerAdvice #6

    Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.

  • Insomnia Advice One LinerAdvice #7:

    The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

    - W.C. Fields