Advice One Liners

  • Oneliner #1201

    man thinkingOne Liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.

  • Oneliner #1202

    credit cardOne Liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.

  • Oneliner #1203

    WC FieldsOne Liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

    - W.C. Fields

  • Oneliner #1204

    woman shrugOne Liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.

  • Oneliner #1205

    person shrugOne Liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.

  • Oneliner #1206

    man sittingOne Liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.

  • Oneliner #1207

    woman winkOne Liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.

  • Oneliner #1211

    dog8They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster...

  • Oneliner #1222

    donkey in mirrorAskhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

  • Oneliner #1243

    One liner adviceAdvice #1: 

    No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.