Boss Jokes

  • A funny list of joke tips for Managers and Bosses- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

    - If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

    - Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

  • coins(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.)

    The bank manager noticed the new clerk was a goober at counting money and adding up figures.

    "Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.

    "Yale," replied the lad.

    "And what's your name?" barked the manager.

    "Yim Yohnston," he replied.