Denomination Jokes

  • A joke about denominationsDuring a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"

    The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.

    The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

    The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

    The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.