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Famous Last Words Jokes

  • Famous last words jokesSome Famous Last Words:

     

    Wow, that's a cute tattoo.

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    It's fireproof.

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    What does this button do?

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    Are you sure the power is off?

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    Pull the pin and count to what?

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    Which wire was I supposed to cut?

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    I wonder where the mother bear is.

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    I've seen this done on TV.

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    These are the good kind of mushrooms.

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    I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

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    Let it down slowly.

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    OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

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    This doesn't taste right.

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    So, you're a cannibal.