Fire Hydrant Jokes

  • A dog joke with a fire hydrantTwo dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."

    He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street.

    The other dog says, "What was that about?"

    The dog first dog says, "Oh, I was just checking my messages."