Pregnancy Jokes

  • pregnancy*If Men Got Pregnant*

    - Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

    - There would be a cure for stretch marks.

    - Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

    - Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

    - All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

  • pregnancy*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife*

    17.  "I finished the Oreos"

    16.  "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."