Traffic One-liners

  • traffic signI look both ways before crossing a one-way street; that's how little faith I have in humanity!

  • Mitch Hedberg onelinerWith a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down;' with a banana, however, it is quite the opposite: yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'

    - Mitch Hedberg

  • car familyHonk if you love peace and quiet!