[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #4585

Sunday greetings, everyone!

Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference. We have been blessed in a number of unexpected ways and I am excited to share them with you, but I am typing this on my phone so that is all the news I will share for today. (Also, I cannot set the Issue # on my phone for some reason.)

Enjoy the rest of today's semi-abbreviated digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck with a dog sitting on her lap.  Observing that this was an unsafe manner in which to be operating her vehicle, he pulled her over.

After exiting his cruiser and approaching the woman's driver side window, the lady asked, "Why officer what on earth did you pull me over for?"

Officer: "I pulled you over because it isn't safe to drive with a dog on your lap."

Lady: "Why officer, it is exactly for safety that I have the dog on my lap. You see my truck is an older model and isn't equipped with an air bag.  But that's OK now because this is a special kind of dog just for that purpose!"

Officer: "Just what makes you think its OK to use that dog like an air bag?"

Lady: "Well the man at the pet store did tell me it was a dash-hound."

I hate hotel bath towels ... so thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

"When you're born you look like your parents. But when you die, you look like your choices."

- Dr. Crawford Loritts

One man was downing drinks faster than usual when the man on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?"

The first man said, "I'm drinking to the memory of my wife. She was a saint on earth. She went to church every single morning, spent her days reading and quoting the Scriptures, sang hymns and psalms all evening, filled our house with religious statues and paintings, and invited priests and nuns to dinner three times a week."

"She sounds like an angel," the second man commented, "I suppose the good Lord took her early to Himself."

"No," the first man replied. "I strangled her."

I’m unsure if this is a new phenomenon or I’m just starting to catch up on the culture. I know I have a lot to catch up on, and I’m slowly doing it.

Lately, there’s been a lot of activity at our front door.