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One of my callers had a valid question. He asked if there is such a thing as mean-spirited Christians. My answer was, yes, Christians do all kinds of bad things, unfortunately. I have to confess to y... read more..

Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration, I regret to in... read more..

**Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks included.**Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.**Girl wanted to assist magician in cutti read more..

Cycling home from Cluster tonight (that's church speak for a group bigger than homegroup and smaller than the church congregation) two lasses were heckling passers by. An amusing comment floated ... read more..

If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it is a friend, take a break. If it is the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it is handw... read more..

How essential is the local church in developing strong, godly families? One man told me the church definitely takes second or third place in his list of priorities. "Family has to come first," he said... read more..

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president.A m... read more..

There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman to put the mule in the barn. When they led the mule over to the barn, they decided that the mule's ears were too... read more..

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "Well, I used to be a window washer." I a... read more..

(Ooops, I nearly broke the Blogging system, see below - sorry about that folks.) Colleagues & customers will be somewhat bemused on Teusday. We spent Saturday rearranging stock, shelving and read more..

This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen.  He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal.  She had no weapon and was all alone.  The only thing that she could think t... read more..

Many stores have the words "Satisfaction Guaranteed" in their store policies. You buy something in their store, and if it doesn't meet your expectations, and you aren't satisfied, you can return it fo... read more..

Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.The Pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker."The president went on T... read more..

I said something last week I haven't said in years. Where it came from, I really don't know. It's funny, you're tooling along minding your own business for weeks, maybe months at a time, and then some... read more..

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he ought as soon as he gets back" "Not Tex" said ... read more..

One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway.When I got to the scene, I found a raccoon... read more..

Brains...we've all got them, believe it or not--and scientists allege that we use but 10 percent of their capacity! Now I am not a mathematician like my son, but if I am ACTIVELY using 10 percent of m... read more..

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into... read more..

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the ... read more..

If you are a reader looking for the latest blog entries, you will find them on our new blogging system.? Just click a'subcategory in the left hand column, under the section you clicked to open this wi... read more..

I am so glad the funeral is over for my father. My family is so hard to deal with. When i was with them they acted as if my mom is the only one grieving. I don't mean anything. I do not know i... read more..

My husband and I recently had coffee with some old friends. They are old in the sense that we have known them for a long time, but they are also old in age. They admitted they are starting to slow dow... read more..

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity ... read more..

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the ... read more..

I am a chocoholic. I know it, my friends know it, now YOU know it--and Choco Anonymous should be very happy with my complete confession. I've taken the first step on the road to recovery! OK, if you R... read more..

The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Powdered water Waterproof tea ... read more..

"The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab. "What are you working on?" he asked."A u read more..

I have finally booked car wreckers to remove Ryan Orion from my forecourt. Just as well as the tax disc runs out this month. I wandered round St John's College this morning, surfed the internet and... read more..

Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.  The only thing that keeps me going is... read more..

If you've ever worked shift work in a job that goes twenty four hours a day, then you've probably worked the Third Watch. This is the third shift of the day, the four to midnight shift that wraps up a... read more..