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"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident.  The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wh... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

Here's a fun video of a great father and son experience of sending a toy train into space.  ... read more..

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Jed Clampett 2" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/jed-clampett-2 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

‎"Friendship grows out of the vulnerability of allowing another person to see who you really are beneath the polite exterior." - Tim Challies... read more..

"I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded." read more..

"Autocorrect: It can be your worst enema." read more..

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. "They're so thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot... read more..

The first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny elephant picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-elephant-pictures/e... read more..

Always look on the bright side of life. ... read more..