Monthly Archive

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..

  "Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..

 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..