Monthly Archive

"If you think you've blown God's plan for your life, rest in this: You, my beautiful friend, are not that powerful." - Lisa Bever read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I often try to share a chicken picture here on Chicken Thursday, but today I'm sharing a picture of a younger Grandma Cybersalt and the turkey she married 32 years ago toda... read more..

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen them and... read more..

A mother traveled 2,000 miles to be with her only son on the day he was to receive his Air Force wings and also get married. "It was wonderful," she said later. "It isn't every day that a mother watc... read more..

A tourist on his way to Tuscaloosa came to a fork in the road and stopped. There was no sign indicating which route went where. Spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey, kid, does it matter wh... read more..

A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first... read more..

Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.... read more..

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant with the weak and wrong. Sometime in your life, yo will have been all of these." - Lloy read more..

"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..

I am not the kind of person that dabbles in luck. [Knock on wood.] When something looks like a good gamble to me, I run from it as fast as I can. If it looks too good to be true, believe me, it probab... read more..

Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine," said the pleased mother... read more..

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neig... read more..

"For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver Himself?" - John Calvin read more..

"I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. read more..

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly. read more..

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober   The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Go... read more..

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand in hand. I wasn't surprised when a friend of my daughter showed me a Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged. "I ... read more..

"Holding a grudge against someone means you think you know what they deserve and you take it upon yourself to give it to them." - Tim Keller read more..

Always try to be modest ... and be proud of it!... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..

I know I am not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, or the brightest bulb on the porch, and a few bricks shy of a load. However, my philosophy is simple, if you know what you are not, then you can soon... read more..

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID!... read more..

"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much." - Blaise Pascal read more..

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up" My way: If you over salt a dish whil... read more..

In chemistry, He turned water into wine.In biology, He was born without the normal conception.In physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.In economics, He disapproved th... read more..

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -... read more..