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Once the new hive was done the bees had a house swarming party.... read more..

Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . . They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath They never borrow money They never beat you at checkers They don't ever complain wh... read more..

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended the celebration of life for my business coach and friend yesterday, and let me tell you - it was so amazing that at the end of it I felt like I didn't want to h... read more..

"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls read more..

We have enough youth ... how about a Fountain of Smart?... read more..

Early in the race, a horse stumbled and landed on its side. After a number of tries the tumbled equine finally regained his footing, but when he tried to run to catch up to the field he found he coul... read more..

*A Look In the Mirror* Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'in read more..

At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up." Several minutes passed, but the boat didn't return. "B... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I found out today that things are going to be very different for the business side of Cybersalt when September roles around. As you know, I've been enjoying having governme... read more..

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times: "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our eme... read more..

The book of Acts is one of my favorite books, I always feel an activity of the Holy Spirit through reading this book. This book is important for understanding early church history. Chapter 1, tells ab... read more..

"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of tim read more..

When men are growing up and reading about Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, these are not fantasies - these are options. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership".  He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligenc... read more..

"How's Business?" asked the bystander. Said the street cleaner, "Things are picking up." read more..

I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with Susan, the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch. Not even looking up from her paperwo... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I was laying in the backyard last night, picking weeds (not pushing daisies yet!), when my phone rang. It was Ray. Ray is an alcoholic. I hadn't heard from Ray in over a ... read more..

Normally, whatever normal means, I don’t get agitated by many things. I can keep my cool under the most bizarre circumstances. Nothing gets under my skin, and I can take everything with a grin. I can... read more..

"I prefer adjoining rooms," said Tom sweetly. read more..

I've learned to seek a message in some simple, homey ways, And I've found many lessons in the dreariest of days. So one day in my kitchen, I began to sing a song About the iron skillet that I've cooke... read more..

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" th... read more..

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are; but I laugh more.... read more..

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec.... read more..

"I'm going fishing."    Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing."    Really me read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug 4, 2022 8am - 12pm" Of course, I accepted right away because... read more..

German police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday. "He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with... read more..

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and aske... read more..

"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds." - William Wordsworth read more..

"Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor." - James Baldwin read more..