Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3561 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1999

Hitch Hiking Tax

The government has announced it is going to start taxing hitch hiking. On your next annual return you will notice this on the "Thumb Tax" line.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5319

Car Shark

Doug was thrilled to pick up "Vinnie the Shark's" car at the Police Auction. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1188

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today there are 18 funny sign pictures updated to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Wider Streets Protest" and keep clicking next to see them all.www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6954

Indiana Rainstorm

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1748

Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1324

Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1955

She Doesn't Know Me

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1790

One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6931

Wider Streets Protest

Is anybody out there happy? ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5974

Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6211

Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7870

Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6101

Ray Cemetery

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6820

Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10429

Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8053

Hockey Prayer

Theology at work on the ice. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5467

Grouch Warning

Welcome to Sebastian, population 8! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5896

Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6154

Free DRIT

That explains why there is still so much of it left. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9391

Florida Plywood State

Florida has solved their hurricane damage problem. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5416

Photo Radar Fashion

The fashion police are watching. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4186

Anyone For Council

Apathy was beginning to take over the Deuce County electorate. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4710

Blank Tombstone

The person buried here is a Czech. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5060

Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6675

BMUP Warning

Beware of things that go BMUP in the night. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4569

Billboard Tickle

Agent "Too Tall" Johnson's cover was blown. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1230

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2011

Work on updating the new Cybersalt site is charging along like a herd of turtles - but there are milestones along the way.  For instance, I just transferred over the last 7 or 8 funny bicycle pic... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7312

Bike Foot Patrol

Nike is entering a team in the Tour de France next year. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7162

Bicycle Childhold

Bobby hated holding the map on his dad's long bike trips. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9834

DIY Wind Tunnel

Lack of funding to rent a wind tunnel did not hold back the Canadian cycling team. read more..