Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3561 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1718

Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1327

One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1098

Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1216

Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1104

Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2284

One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2165

PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
951

Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1281

Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2824

One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1993

Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8683

Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1261

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers.  I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5725

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1852

Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
17159

Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10951

Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
15648

Lawn Chair Jalopy

While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later, they enjoyed 10-20 years of quality time together. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8397

Boyfriend's Car

I don't know doctor. The last thing I remember is waiting to meet my daughter's new boyfriend at the strip mall. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8555

Pickup Conditioning

You can always change your mind about the air conditioning option. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7464

One Big Air Bag

Car designers have finally run out of places to add air bags. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1892

One-liner #0762

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."- Steven Wright read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3257

How To Confuse Animals

There are so many ways to confuse an animal in this video I don't know where to start. So I'll just say I like it! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1177

Quote #1215

"What happens in church should NOT stay in church!! Tell the world about JESUS!"- @HisBride66 read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6783

Thanksgiving Turkey Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
14456

Remembrance - Veterans Day

November 11, is the day when a number of countries around the world remember their war dead and past and present military service men and women. The video below is a wonderful and stirring piece of ar... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1075

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2011

This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance-day-veterans-day Otherwise, there is only one up... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4162

Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1156

Quote #1214

"Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
3390

One-liner #0761

"Some parents have a hard time deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives." - Don McElroy read more..