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Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male vo... read more..

"We are not responsible for the circumstances we are in, but we are responsible for the way we allow those circumstances to affect us; we can either allow them to get on top of us or we can allow them read more..

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.... read more..

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.... read more..

The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to: A. List your ten favorite foods. B. List your five favorite beverages. C. List all green... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's mailing is going out a little late thanks to fun family times over the weekend and a bad case of heartburn last evening (due to food - not family, lol.) But with t... read more..

Oh look, Turkey Thursday!  Yes, in honor of US Thanksgiving, we're giving the chickens a rest today. However, with this week's picture we are giving the turkeys a bit of a rest too. That is th read more..

"If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily." - Gerald Good read more..

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to thi... read more..

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to... read more..

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock, of course.... read more..

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends,... read more..

I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb on trash day.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you to everyone who has asked about the situation here in British Columbia. We are fine at Cybersalt World Headquarters, here on Vancouver Island. The biggest hit to ... read more..

Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the amount of the calorie countHe ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he satDevouring a roast ... read more..

“As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716”... read more..

If you're even half-way old, you will remember when: * Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS." * Your phone ... read more..

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor first thing in the morning, the devil says, "Oh no, here she comes!"... read more..

"The ministry of mercy, then, is the best advertising a church can have. It convinces a community that this church provides people with actions for their problems, not only talk. It shows the communit read more..

-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! -- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.  The truth is I'm sick of you. -- It's not that you aren't a respon read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on Monday. Our transportation network is so damaged that the Wes... read more..

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Sunday. To remind you: "Whilst getting something in the backy... read more..

Have you received an email saying you were unsubscribed from one of our newsletters but you didn't ask to be unsubscribed? Here are some of the possible reasons this has happened. If you forwarded... read more..

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor read more..

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.... read more..