God's Penman

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The Epitome of Boredom
The Exquisite Art of Shutting Up
The Foundation of a Good Family is Sometimes Rocky
The Good, the Bad, and the Grouchy
The Great American Past Time; Watching
The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue
The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind
The Illusive Art of Catching Up
The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things
The Last Hurrah of Summer
The Last of the Summer Whine
The Liar in the Red Suit
The Lion and the Lamb Controversy
The Many Excuses of a Man in His Mid-Life Crisis
The Merrification of Christmas
The Misconception of a New Year
The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry
The Nightmare After Christmas
The One Great Sermon That Got Away
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year
The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
The Princess Hath Thus Spoken
The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae
The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
The Reason It's Called Black Friday
The Secret to a Great Marriage
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard
The Strange Myth of Multitasking
The Summer in My Rear View Mirror
The Super Bowl Benefits of Complaining
The Sweet Savor of Revenge
The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity
The Time it is, Really.
The Trials and Joys of Fatherhood
The Trials and Triumphs of the Chronically Lazy
The Ultimate Ultimatum: 'Clean Your Office Or Else'
The Vegetable War in the Parsonage
The World Needs More Grandfathers
There's A Lot to Be Said for Boring
There’s Always Tomorrow
There’s Something About a Lazy Summer Afternoon
There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon
Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me
Things I Have Learned In My Lifetime
Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble
This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me
This Little Piggy-Bank Went to Market
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence