Love: Before and After
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem
Before - We agree on everything.
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl
Before - Idol
After - Idle
Before - He's completely lost without me.
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant
Before - Oysters
After - Fishsticks