Love: Before and After

Before - You take my breath away.

After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.

After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

Before - Saturday Night Fever

After - Monday Night Football

Before - Is that all you're having?

After - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.

Before - $60/doz.

After - $1.50/stem

Before - We agree on everything.

After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Charming and Noble

After - Chernobyl

Before - Idol

After - Idle

Before - He's completely lost without me.

After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before - Croissant and cappuccino

After - Bagel and instant

Before - Oysters

After - Fishsticks