pinkOne day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night.

He walked up to the house and rang the pink door bell and a pink lady opened up the pink door. He asked her if he could spend the night and she said, "OK."  So she lead him down a pink hallway, up a pink staircase, down another pink hallway and into a pink guest bedroom. She said that he could stay there.

Another another guy was driving down the same road and his car broke down in front of the same pink house. He went up to the house and rang the bell. The lady said he could stay there and lead him down a pink hallway into a pink living room, showed him a pink couch and said he could sleep there.

Then yet another guy came down the road and his car broke down. He asked the lady if he could stay there for the night. She lead him down the pink hallway up the pink stairs and down another pink hallway and into a pink den and showed him a chair and said he could sleep there.

The next morning all 3 guys went down the kitchen. The lady asked them what they wanted, she had pink Cheerios, pink Fruit-loops and pink milk in pink bowls with pink spoons.

The first guy said he wanted Cheerios, the second wanted Fruit-loops and the third wanted the Cheerios.

What's the moral of long story?

Two out of 3 people like Cheerios better than Fruit-loops for breakfast.