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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slid... read more..

I hope you heal from the things you still cry about when no one is watching. - Unknown... read more..

One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next minute you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed.... read more..

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," he asked, "how... read more..

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banke... read more..

The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms. He yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," and Jeff came to th... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but God was faithful (no surprise there!) to His promise... read more..

Several months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said she and her daughter and granddaughter were going to St. Augustine for a week and wondered if I wanted to go along. I said, “Let me thi... read more..

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.  The vet examine... read more..

An artist decided to buy a new easel. He wasn't too sure what type to get. At the art shop they offered him two, a big one and a small one. He pondered for a while and finally decided on the lesser... read more..

A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem." The poet scanned the appalling doggerel she had written, then wadded it up and threw it in... read more..

Socrates: to do is to be Plato: to be is to do Scooby: do be do... read more..

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into ... Why are you even in the kitchen right now?... read more..

One day last week, I was up early working in my office as I normally do. I happened to pause what I was doing for a moment and smelled this wonderful aroma. I know it wasn’t me because I hadn’t tak... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day, work all day, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again. ... read more..

In appreciation of their hard work during the school year, a group of professors were invited to sight seeing flight that was leaving from a nearby airport. When the doors closed and the plane was ab... read more..

We ask, "Who deserves it?" Jesus asks, "Who needs it?" - Unknown... read more..

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.... read more..

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?  There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. -- Gallagher... read more..

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!" His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't yo... read more..

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. What makes life 100?? Well, if: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4 etc to Z = 2... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which is not surprising because I think they have been in my mouth... read more..

When it comes to words, everybody has their own definition. Someone says one word and another person thinks it's altogether something else. For example, when someone says "vegetable," The Gracious Mi... read more..

"A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown read more..

I told a joke on a zoom meeting, but nobody laughed. Turns out I'm not remotely funny.... read more..

People are so judgmental - I can tell just by looking at them.... read more..

An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city. When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to t... read more..

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm ... read more..