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quote 2018

“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.”

- Reed Markham

blacksmithOne day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened. 

The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?"

"Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe."

man bald"I've had laryngitis, tonsillitis, hepatitis, meningitis, appendicitis, tendinitis, and colitis. I've also suffered from gastritis, bronchitis, gingivitis, bursitis, and arthritis.

"I've been held up, held down, hung up, strung up, stood-up, bulldozed, bloody-nosed, blackjacked, hijacked, squeezed, frisked, and mooched. Stuck with excess profits tax, personal property tax, utility tax, inheritance tax, sales tax, school tax, gasoline tax, income tax, excise tax, surtax, liberty bonds, savings bonds, a couple of bail bonds, and the bonds of matrimony.

quote 2016

"Children see magic because they look for it."

- Christopher Moore

doctorA man goes to consult Dr. Mike Wilson, the most expensive doctor in the city about his medical problem.

After the visit the man asks, "How much do I owe you?"

"My fee is five hundred dollars," replies Dr. Wilson.

"Five hundred dollars? That's impossible. No one charges that much!"

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