quote 1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness."

- Proverbs 19:14

phone handheld 2A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home.

Although the pastor let the phone ring several times, his wife didn't answer. A few moments later he tried again and she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that the phone hadn't rung.

The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office. The caller wanted to know why the pastor had called him Saturday night. The pastor was confused.

quote 1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors."

- Eugene Peterson

elevatorDuring the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago when a fire alarm went off in the middle of the night. Hundreds of guests, including Dick and Pat Nixon, were herded into the lobby.

Once Nixon realized that it was a false alarm, he and his wife headed for the elevator.

"Just a minute," said the hotel's security chief. "Everyone stays in the lobby until we get the all clear."

quote 1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel."

- Nathan Finn


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