Clean Puns

Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog.
Pickup Shade

Once she caught her husband, Becky planned to make him pickup around the yard.
Headlight Repair

You don't need to be a bright light to repair a headlight.
Car Church Membership

The membership test to join Pastor Tim's church is getting ridiculous.
Alternative Learning Methods

The alternative learning methods used at Kim's school were very controversial.