Clean Puns

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.

A boating magazine ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names reeled in the honors: Brace Yourself (owned by an orthodontist) Sir Osis of the River Aqua Seltzer Out to Launch Watertight Alibi (owned by a lawyer) Meals on Reels The Merri Yot and,…