Monthly Archive

May 2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 845 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." - Jean de la Bruyre read more..

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quote #0142

"You have to wonder about people who think God is dead and Elvis is alive." read more..

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quote #0144

"We don't change the message; the message changes us." read more..

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quote #0143

"God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage." read more..

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quote #0145

"He who knows others is wise; He knows himself is enlightened." --Lao-Tzu read more..

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quote #0146

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..

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quote #0148

"You are only young once but can stay immature indefinitely." - Ogden Nash read more..

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quote #0147

"If God is your co-pilot, swap seats." read more..

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quote #0149

"The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God." read more..

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quote #0150

"A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery." read more..

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quote #0151

"A lot of pessimists get that way from financing optimists." read more..

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quote #0153

"As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them." - James Dent read more..

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quote #0152

"Humor is the ability to see three sides of the coin." read more..

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quote #0154

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken." - James Dent read more..

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quote #0155

"Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure." read more..

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quote #0157

"Cellphones ringing in public places are the cigarette smoke of this decade." read more..

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quote #0156

"A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time." read more..

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quote #0158

"If people focused on the important things in life there would be a shortage of fishing rods." read more..

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quote #0159

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." read more..

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quote #0160

"Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone." - Gladys Berthe Stern read more..

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quote #0162

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

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quote #0161

"Talk is cheap - supply exceeds demand." read more..

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quote #0163

"A luxury is something the average person manages to pay for by buying his necessities on credit." read more..

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quote #0164

"If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog." read more..

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quote #0166

"If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. " read more..

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quote #0165

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money." read more..

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quote #0167

"I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time." - Charlie Brown read more..

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quote #0168

"Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted." read more..

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quote #0170

"If you want to get the best out of someone, you must look for the best that is in them." read more..

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quote #0169

"Backbone beats wishbone every time." read more..