May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #360

13 May

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"We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in the same box." read more..

13 May

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quote #0358

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools." read more..

13 May

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quote #0361

"Evil is not something superhuman, it's something less than human." - Agatha Christie read more..

13 May

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quote #0360

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple read more..

13 May

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quote #0363

"Leave Christ in Christmas - Don't Xmas Him out." read more..

13 May

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quote #0362

"He that but looketh on a plate of ham and egg to lust after it, hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart." read more..

13 May

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quote #0365

"I asked this one girl out and she said, 'You got a friend?' I said 'Yes.' She said, 'Then go out with him'" - Dom Irrera read more..

13 May

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quote #0364

"If you have knowledge let others light their candles at it." - Thomas Fuller read more..

13 May

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quote #0366

"To do great important tasks, two things are necessary: a plan and not quite enough time." read more..

13 May

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quote #0368

"When it comes to worrying or painting a picture, know when to stop." read more..

13 May

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quote #0367

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." -- Robert Frost read more..

13 May

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quote #0370

"Those are my principles, if you don't like them...... I have others." - Groucho Marx read more..

13 May

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quote #0369

"Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one." read more..

13 May

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quote #0372

"When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called me slow." - Kathy Buckley read more..

13 May

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quote #0371

"The best inheritance a person can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day." - O. A. Battista read more..

13 May

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quote #0374

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems! "Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's."... read more..

13 May

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quote #0373

"Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future." - Robert H. Schuller read more..

13 May

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quote #0376

"Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." - George S. Patton read more..

13 May

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quote #0375

"I'm sorry to write such a long letter, but I didn't have time to write a short one." -- Pascal read more..

13 May

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quote #0378

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." read more..

13 May

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quote #0377

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." -Lord Dewar read more..

13 May

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quote #0380

"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right." - H.L. Mencken read more..

13 May

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quote #0379

Why is it that children aren't allowed to read the Bible in school, but are encouraged to in prison?... read more..

13 May

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quote #0382

"No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who's giving it." - Hal Chadwick read more..

13 May

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quote #0381

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'" - Bob Newhart read more..

13 May

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quote #0384

"It's a small world, but not if you have to clean it." - Barbara Kruger read more..

13 May

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quote #0383

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." - Bill Cosby read more..

13 May

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quote #0386

"Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." - Friedrich Nietzsche read more..

13 May

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quote #0385

"Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier." read more..

13 May

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quote #0388

"The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith." - read more..