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"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love." - Henry Drummond read more..

"It's not me who can't keep a secret it's the people I tell that can't." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

"It's not that I don't want to clean my room it's just that I have this theory that everything is balanced just right and if I attempt to move anything the whole structure of the house will come down read more..

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." - Ashleigh Brilliant read more..

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department uses water." read more..

"Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol." read more..

"Peace hath higher tests of manhood than battle ever knew." - John Greenleaf Whittier read more..

"There's nothing more optimistic than a dog under the dinner table." read more..

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Wilson Little read more..

"Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone." read more..

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do ... Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain read more..

"I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." - Robert Frost read more..

"If I plagiarize, it's only because I like someone else's idea better than mine and I want credit for it." - Anna Sato-Williams. "If I plagiarize, it's only because I like someone else's idea better read more..

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." read more..

"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today." - E. Joseph Cossman read more..

"As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells 'THEIRS'?" read more..

"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'" (Lil Owens) read more..

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse." - Lily Tomlin read more..

"It is now possible to protest in front of the White House by hiring a stand in. I am not making this up. You email this company on what issue you are mad about and they provide you with a sign and yo read more..

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." - Ambrose Bierce read more..

"I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise." - Noel Coward read more..

"If wrinkles must be written upon our brow, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old." -- James A. Garfield read more..

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams read more..

"Forgive your enemies-- but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy read more..

"Until you've learned to drive, you've never really learned how to swear." - Robert Paul read more..

"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." - Martin Luther read more..

"Every miracle begins with a problem." read more..

"Knowing the Bible is one thing. Knowing the Author is another!" read more..

"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ashtrays for Mother's Day." - read more..

"For every person with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble." read more..