Monthly Archive

May 2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 845 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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quote #0078

"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand." -- Thomas Carlyle read more..

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quote #0079

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." read more..

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quote #0080

"Love is like an hour glass - the heart fills up and the brain goes empty." read more..

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quote #0081

"College is spending $100 for a book, and $300 to prove you read it." read more..

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quote #0083

"Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut." read more..

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quote #0082

"God grades on the cross, not the curve." read more..

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quote #0084

“A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)... read more..

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quote #0085

"WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!" read more..

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quote #0086

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." read more..

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quote #0087

"Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!" read more..

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quote #0088

"Many people want to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity." read more..

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quote #0089

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." read more..

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quote #0090

"Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous!" read more..

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quote #0091

"Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." read more..

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quote #0093

"Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed." read more..

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quote #0092

"He who angers you controls you!" read more..

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quote #0094

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." read more..

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quote #0095

"Forbidden fruits create many jams." read more..

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quote #0096

"Deciding not to choose is still making a choice." read more..

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quote #0097

"Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance." read more..

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quote #0099

"Read the Bible - It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!" read more..

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quote #0098

"God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called." read more..

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quote #0100

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

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quote #0101

"If God is your copilot - Swap seats!" read more..

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quote #0102

"Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people look smart until you hear them talk." read more..

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quote #0103

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." read more..

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quote #0104

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." read more..

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quote #0106

"Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!" read more..

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quote #0105

"Wisdom has two parts: 1- Having a lot to say 2- Not saying it." read more..

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quote #0107

"Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield." read more..