Monthly Archive

"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand." -- Thomas Carlyle read more..

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." read more..

"Love is like an hour glass - the heart fills up and the brain goes empty." read more..

"College is spending $100 for a book, and $300 to prove you read it." read more..

"Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut." read more..

"God grades on the cross, not the curve." read more..

“A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)... read more..

"WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!" read more..

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." read more..

"Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!" read more..

"Many people want to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity." read more..

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." read more..

"Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous!" read more..

"Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." read more..

"Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed." read more..

"He who angers you controls you!" read more..

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." read more..

"Forbidden fruits create many jams." read more..

"Deciding not to choose is still making a choice." read more..

"Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance." read more..

"Read the Bible - It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!" read more..

"God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called." read more..

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

"If God is your copilot - Swap seats!" read more..

"Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people look smart until you hear them talk." read more..

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." read more..

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." read more..

"Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!" read more..

"Wisdom has two parts: 1- Having a lot to say 2- Not saying it." read more..

"Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield." read more..