Monthly Archive

July 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Where'd We Get Him?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Search

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Worship

In a local church, a priest upset over the ringing of cell phones during his masses has installed an electronic jammer in his church to prevent the distraction... I can just see God now walking aroun... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
63
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4562 - July 2, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, there's the pap... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Collapsing Cupboard

A woman went to a store and purchased a new cupboard that had to be assembled. Returning to her home, next to some busy railroad tracks, she read the instructions carefully and assembled it in her be... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1926

"When people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1488

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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1 min read

Twin Pun

A fellow and his wife in Houston, Texas, where the people are all patriots, were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being p... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2499
2 min read

Life Is Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Picnic Passions

A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You r... read more..

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