Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Water Park Honesty

Honesty In Advertising Here's the slogan of the Tokyo Water Theme Park pictured later on this page. Read it before looking at the picture. "Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can was... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bomb Squad Practical Joker

Every workplace has a practical joker. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Useless Invention #3

Useless Invention #3 ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 15, 2011

Rev. James Snyder has a new devotional on the Cybersalt Site.  Today he writes about a gang he has reluctantly been forced to join.  You can read more at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/on-joi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0694

"Today, I diversified my portfolio - I buried half in a Folgers can in the front yard and the rest in a Ziplock out back."   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shott Versus Nott

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1148

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."- Helen Keller   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Colons

My ten year old daughter asked me what a colon was and I explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then she asked me what a semicolon was... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Courageous Judgement

The blessed life God calls us to requires courageous living preceded by wholehearted, impartial and discerning judgement. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110814.mp3{/audio} Download {a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to sw... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

God's Penman
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On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang

A friend of mine said to me recently, "Old boy, how's it feel to be a member of the Over-the-Hill gang?" I mumbled something as politely as I could, but on the inside, I was a little furious. I may be... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon   read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..