Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 254 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Water Park Honesty
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Water Park Honesty

Honesty In Advertising Here's the slogan of the Tokyo Water Theme Park pictured later on this page. Read it before looking at the picture. "Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can was... read more..
Bomb Squad Practical Joker
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bomb Squad Practical Joker

Every workplace has a practical joker. ... read more..
Useless Invention #3
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Useless Invention #3

Useless Invention #3 ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3723 - August 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3723 - August 15, 2011

Issue #3723 Cybersalt News Rev. James Snyder has a new devotional on the Cybersalt Site.  Today he writes about a gang he has reluctantly been forced to join.  You can re read more..
Cybersalt News - August 15, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 15, 2011

Rev. James Snyder has a new devotional on the Cybersalt Site.  Today he writes about a gang he has reluctantly been forced to join.  You can read more at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/on-joi... read more..
One-liner #0694
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0694

"Today, I diversified my portfolio - I buried half in a Folgers can in the front yard and the rest in a Ziplock out back."   read more..
Shott Versus Nott
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shott Versus Nott

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot... read more..
Quote #1148
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1148

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."- Helen Keller   read more..
Colons
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Colons

My ten year old daughter asked me what a colon was and I explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then she asked me what a semicolon was... read more..
Courageous Judgement
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Courageous Judgement

The blessed life God calls us to requires courageous living preceded by wholehearted, impartial and discerning judgement. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110814.mp3{/audio} Download {a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3722 - August 14, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3722 - August 14, 2011

Issue #3722 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or s read more..
Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself... read more..
Season Ticket Swap
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to sw... read more..
One-liner #0693
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short." read more..
On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang
God's Penman
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On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang

A friend of mine said to me recently, "Old boy, how's it feel to be a member of the Over-the-Hill gang?" I mumbled something as politely as I could, but on the inside, I was a little furious. I may be... read more..
Squid Ink
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..
Jesus is Watching Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..
Space is a Vacuum
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..
Quote #1147
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon   read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3721 - August 13, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3721 - August 13, 2011

Issue #3721 Cybersalt News Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Quote #1146
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..
Liturgical Response
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..
One-liner #0692
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..
Star Cleaning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..
Hard of Hareing
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cotton Candy Dog
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..
I Love My Job
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..
Baby Barbed Wire
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3720 - August 12, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3720 - August 12, 2011

Issue #3720 Cybersalt News What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjo read more..
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