Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 247 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1572

Quote #1167

‎'Trying to make the Gospel relevant is like trying to make water wet.' @Matt Chandler... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7054

Bedtime Offering

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10822

Cigarette Cockroach

Time to find a new restaurant. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
14194

Car Landfill

All the parts you can dig for $25 at Hillside Auto Parts. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10350

Free Organ Donation

That reminds me . . . Don't forget to sign your organ donor card. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11297

Latest Fuel Gauge

Introducing the latest fuel gauge for compact cars. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
8828

Panic and Anxiety

There's plenty more Back Pew cartoons.    read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1602

Loved Too Much

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Bobby, I know you love Buster, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2010

Coffee Like Mud

I was making rounds one morning with a physician when we were interrupted by a co-worker who inquired about a patient's diet. "Mrs. Jones does nothing but complain about her food," my co-worker said.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2892

Omitted Stories

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because h... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1319

Cybersalt News, September 13, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site may help you get more rest at work.  You can view "Head Face" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/head-face Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1676

Serving Money

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10620

Head Face

Ken eventually gave up trying to stay awake through staff meetings. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
22557

Monkey Hockey

The NHL is looking at letting mascots play next year. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2250

Boiling Mad

"Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!" "Now, just simmer down." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10237

Sheep Drink

Baaabaaara was tired of "still waters." ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1502

Quote #1166

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way." - Jerold Rochwald read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8249

Police Department Road Sign

The Lewiston City works department were a bit bitter about not getting a raise. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1469

One-liner #0714

"I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!" read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7212

Hair Count Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7658

Miraculous Feeding Franchising

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1387

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  He is feeling much better about his money situation now.  You can read "I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challen... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2203

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now.But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed.I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3024

Chapatti Riddle

In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an empty stomach. Pastor Tim replied "Seven". His friend asked him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2005

Music Saved My Life

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.  "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your  grandma and I were young, musi... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1299

Quote #1165

"Stupidity got me into this mess -- why can't it get me out?" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1784

One-liner #0713

"The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1000

Lessons From a Loser

King Jehoram was a piece of work - but we can still learn a lot from the story of his life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1156

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone on this day when we remember the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I've updated the Westside Bible Church Website with recordings of the messages from August 21 ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1886

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..