September 2011 - Monthly Archive

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News, September 13, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site may help you get more rest at work. You can view "Head Face" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/head-face Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Head Face

Ken eventually gave up trying to stay awake through staff meetings. ... read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Monkey Hockey

The NHL is looking at letting mascots play next year. ... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Puns

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Boiling Mad

"Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!" "Now, just simmer down." read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Sheep Drink

Baaabaaara was tired of "still waters." ... read more..

12 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1166

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way." - Jerold Rochwald read more..

12 Sep

Funny Signs

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Police Department Road Sign

The Lewiston City works department were a bit bitter about not getting a raise. ... read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

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One-liner #0714

"I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!" read more..

12 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Hair Count Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

12 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Miraculous Feeding Franchising

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

12 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 12, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. He is feeling much better about his money situation now. You can read "I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challen... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chapatti Riddle

In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an empty stomach. Pastor Tim replied "Seven". His friend asked him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

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Music Saved My Life

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, musi... read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1165

"Stupidity got me into this mess -- why can't it get me out?" read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

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One-liner #0713

"The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic." read more..

11 Sep

Sermons

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Lessons From a Loser

King Jehoram was a piece of work - but we can still learn a lot from the story of his life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - September 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone on this day when we remember the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I've updated the Westside Bible Church Website with recordings of the messages from August 21 ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

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Golf course, may I help you?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? ----------------------------- Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller:... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

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Cholesterophobia

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1164

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

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Wooden Lamborghini

Benny wanted a 4X4, but could only afford a few 2X4's. ... read more..

I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

10 Sep

God's Penman

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I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to mat... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

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Three Guy Towing

"Three Guys Towing" had an unconventional approach. read more..

10 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Pencils Hair

Nobody could figure out how supplies were being smuggled out of the office. ... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

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Ironic Truck Fire

Wanted: Barrel O' Water. ... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Signs

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Sign Argument

Here's a sign you really can't argue with. ... read more..

10 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Donkey Self Esteem

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

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One-liner #0712

Buy a parrot and teach him how to say this one thing: "Help! they transformed me into a parrot, help me!!"... read more..

10 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 10, 2011

There have been no Cybersalt Digests the last couple of days due to vacation catch-up work. You know what I mean - the work you have to scramble to catch up on because you rested from doing it a... read more..

09 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0711

"It is better to own a politician than be one." read more..