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Monthly Archive

September 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1489 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2886

Who's the Boss?

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you.  Go home and show her you are the boss."Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice.&n... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1646

Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1308

Quote #1312

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."- Robert Murray McSheyne read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4099

Crushing Cans

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1440

One-liner #0863

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3899

Vacuum Manure

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
973

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky.  Perhaps playing a game woudl distract you from this while I cut the news short in order to solve the problem... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1626

Quote #1311

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5031

Eating Disorders

"Eating Disorders: I scheme, you scheme, we all scheme for ice cream." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1432

One-liner #0862

"Retail Therapy should be covered by health insurance." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1458

Prayer Motivation

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6978

Sharing

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty years.  They have farmed all their life and live a very simple life.  Their white frame house is not ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2512

More Notes Found On Hospital Charts

She is numb from her toes down.While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.  {This probably was not far from the truth!!  Those gowns are probably put under the classification of 'x... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
971

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012

Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year when so many go back to school.  Some parents, however, are a little too eager to... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1479

Quote #1310

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." - John Harrigan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2734

Radio Shack Giveaway

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. - David Manzi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1437

One-liner #0861

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

Back To School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
720

One God: Old and New

There is no difference between God in the Old Testament and in the New.  He is the same in both. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120902.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

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