Monthly Archive

September 2012

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Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..
Quote #1312
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1312

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."- Robert Murray McSheyne read more..
Crushing Cans
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Crushing Cans

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.... read more..
One-liner #0863
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0863

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population." read more..
Vacuum Manure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Vacuum Manure

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3881 - September 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
76
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3881 - September 7, 2012

Issue #3881 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictur read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky.  Perhaps playing a game woudl distract you from this while I cut the news short in order to solve the problem... read more..
Quote #1311
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1311

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..
Eating Disorders
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Eating Disorders

"Eating Disorders: I scheme, you scheme, we all scheme for ice cream." read more..
One-liner #0862
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0862

"Retail Therapy should be covered by health insurance." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3880 - September 6, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3880 - September 6, 2012

Issue #3880 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky.  Perhaps playing a game would distract yo read more..
Sharing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Sharing

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty years.  They have farmed all their life and live a very simple life.  Their white frame house is not ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012

Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year when so many go back to school.  Some parents, however, are a little too eager to... read more..
Quote #1310
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1310

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." - John Harrigan read more..
Radio Shack Giveaway
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Radio Shack Giveaway

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. - David Manzi... read more..
One-liner #0861
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0861

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3879 - September 5, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
81
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3879 - September 5, 2012

Issue #3879   Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Happy September, everyone, and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year read more..
Back To School
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Back To School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more... read more..
One God: Old and New
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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One God: Old and New

There is no difference between God in the Old Testament and in the New.  He is the same in both. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120902.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..
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