Monthly Archive

You know your breath is bad when . . . ... read more..

Note to self: "Don't trust dog to work pedals. Three lives down - six to go!" ... read more..

And that's when FiFi decided to try diplomacy with Joe. ... read more..

Why not? All computers come with mice. (CPU = Cat Processing Unit) ... read more..

This was not what Max bargained for when he agreed to a cage match. ... read more..

And then, everybody was Kung Fu fighting! ... read more..

At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.  She said, "Remain seated in the t... read more..

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields.  The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary!  I've heard it's spreading so fast that it... read more..

Here is a story with a chance to laugh at yourself. Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.  After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of cours... read more..

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping nois... read more..

News Papers Explained 1.  The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2.  The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3.  The Washington Post is read... read more..

--- WARNING, DANGER! --- I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from the trauma of his friend's aunt who took her kids to a Burger King restaurant in a major city and they a read more..

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself;" lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself; lets her." A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..

Even from Nebraska, Max could see the coast was clear! Thanks to Wendy O. for permission to use this picture!.... read more..

Milk, bread, and cats: they all have a shelf life. ... read more..

And that explains what the dog was doing with those quarters. ... read more..

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink. ... read more..

Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a stick. ... read more..

Somebody is going to pay. Click Here For More Funny Cat Pictures ... read more..

In retrospect, merging the SPCA with the SWAT team was short sighted. ... read more..

Step one - rub cat on head. Step two - place cat on wall. ... read more..

Shelly was 2 rolls of duct tape away from a pair of new leg-warmers. ... read more..

And then Frisky saw the new puppy. ... read more..

So young for a mug shot! ... read more..

And dogs chase cars. ... read more..

Please don't let them notice the aquarium. Amen. ... read more..

After moving, Jake couldn't figure out why his dogs wouldn't go hunting anymore. ... read more..

Frank was totally stumped as to why he couldn't shake his mysterious fever. Fortunately Buttons kept him company. ... read more..

Apparently the cat's pajamas aren't. ... read more..