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"Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain read more..

"The IQ of a rioting mob is the lowest IQ of a member of the mob divided by the number of people in the mob." read more..

"Always do right - This will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain read more..

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken read more..

"The world was made round so that we would never be able to see too far down the road." - Isak Dinesen read more..

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Irwin Corey read more..

"It is good to be a Christian and know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it." read more..

"Personally I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill read more..

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." - Donald A. Adams read more..

"People have one thing in common: They are all different." -- Robert Zend, Writer read more..

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

"Time isn't on my side. It's on my back." read more..

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a bad one." - Sid Caesar read more..

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." read more..

"Two wrongs are only the beginning." read more..

"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind." read more..

"Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." - Richard Zera. read more..

"Those who research and write about diseases could become ill-literate." read more..

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated." - Johnny Carson read more..

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip." read more..

"Arabs and Jews should settle their differences like good Christians." - Warren Austin, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations in 1948 read more..

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." - Robert M. Hutchins read more..

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." - Herb Caen read more..

"A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help." - Bill Cosby read more..

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde read more..

"Secret: What we tell everybody to tell nobody." - Ambrose Bierce read more..

"Change is good as long as I don't have to do anything differently." read more..