2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1110

13 May

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quote #0737

"Old age comes at a very bad time" - Author Unknown read more..

13 May

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quote #0736

“Americans have the watches; Africans have the time.”... read more..

13 May

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quote #0735

"Through the years I've noticed that conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cold feet." read more..

13 May

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quote #0734

"Money talks, but credit has an echo." read more..

13 May

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quote #0733

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

13 May

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quote #0732

"Don't be afraid to touch bottom. It's solid." read more..

13 May

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"When you were a little kid remember how hard it was to get a cookie? Way in the back, unless your mom was really mean- then they'd be on top of the refrigerator. Nowhere on a package of Oreos does it read more..

13 May

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quote #0730

"You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners." - Rita Mae Brown read more..

13 May

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quote #0729

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." - Robert M. Hutchins read more..

13 May

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quote #0749

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!" - Jonathan Winters read more..

13 May

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quote #0748

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids." read more..

13 May

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quote #0747

"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately." read more..

13 May

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quote #0746

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

13 May

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quote #0745

"My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'" - Penelope Lombard read more..

13 May

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quote #0744

"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain (1866) read more..

13 May

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quote #0743

"It's okay to have nothing to say unless you're talking." read more..

13 May

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quote #0742

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul" - George Bernard Shaw read more..

13 May

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quote #0741

"Hurt people hurt people." read more..

13 May

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quote #0740

"Some people are making such thorough preparations for a rainy day that they completely miss today's sunshine." read more..

13 May

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quote #0739

"Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" read more..

13 May

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quote #0759

"Frogs have it easy; they can eat what bugs them." read more..

13 May

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quote #0758

"Anyone who's led a flawless life is hopelessly imperfect." - Yasha Harari read more..

13 May

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quote #0757

"Where does the idea come from that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that." - Catherine Marshall read more..

13 May

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quote #0756

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." - H L Mencken read more..

13 May

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quote #0755

"Love is insanity with a collaborator." read more..

13 May

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quote #0754

"The younger we are, the more we want to change the world. The older we are, the more we want to change the young." read more..

13 May

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quote #0753

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." - Muriel Rukeyser read more..

13 May

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quote #0752

"Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you really feel like stripping the gears." read more..

13 May

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quote #0751

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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quote #0750

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me ... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for y read more..