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"Success comes in cans; failure comes in can'ts." read more..

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry." - T.S. Eliot read more..

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?" - Robert Orben read more..

"The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell." - Confucius read more..

"You never see a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." - Sally Berger read more..

"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all." - Ogden Nash read more..

"Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." - Mary Kay Ash read more..

"Painting is poetry which is seen and not heard, and poetry is a painting which is heard and not seen." - Leonardo Da Vinci read more..

"One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young." read more..

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain read more..

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

"Memories and mistakes should be guideposts, not hitching posts." - Paul Powers read more..

"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old." read more..

"One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been." read more..

"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown read more..

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end." - Gilda Radner read more..

"This would be a wonderful world if we showed as much patience in all things as we do in waiting for a fish to bite." read more..

"The two basic rules of human enlightenment: 1. There is a God 2. You're not Him." read more..

"I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues." - Duke Ellington (1899 - 1974) read more..

"God grant you the light in Christmas, which is faith; the warmth of Christmas, which is love; the radiance of Christmas, which is purity; the righteousness of Christmas, which is justice; the belief read more..

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." Kin Hubbard read more..

"Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. If we think on these things, there will be read more..

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousand... read more..

"The younger we are, the more we want to change the world. The older we are, the more we want to change the young." read more..

"The roses under my window make no reference to former roses or better ones; they are what they are; they exist with God today. There is no time to them. There is simply the rose; it is perfect in eve read more..

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is NEVER putting it in a fruit salad." read more..

"It's ok to kiss a fool. It's ok to let a fool kiss you. But don't let a kiss fool you." read more..

"The Rapture: Separation of church and state" read more..

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." read more..

"If you are not content with what you have, you'll never be content with what you want." read more..