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"It is unfortunate that, as we grow up, nature robs us of the knowledge of what youngsters are always giggling about." read more..

"Mediocrity thrives on standardization." read more..

"I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress." - Ronald Reagan read more..

"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." - Plato read more..

"Knowledge is free, but you have to bring your own container." read more..

"Everybody wants to save the earth; few want to help Mom do the dishes." read more..

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused." - Anonymous read more..

"The best time to make friends is before you need them." read more..

"The highest type of heroism is not the courage and nerve of the warrior facing the foe, but the courage to face the daily issues of life, opposing wrong and upholding right." - Roswell C. Long read more..

"If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less." read more..

"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe read more..

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water." read more..

"Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source." - Ron Nesen read more..

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." - Herman Melville (1819 - 1891), Writer read more..

"Whatever you are, be a good one." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain read more..

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. That's when it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope read more..

"Flirtation, attention without intention." - Max O'Rell read more..

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

"Make God laugh. Tell him your plans." - Ken Hall read more..

"Some ministers would make good martyrs; they are so dry they would burn well." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon read more..

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti read more..

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip." read more..

“If you believe everything you read, better not read.” - Japanese Proverb... read more..

"The object of war is not to die for your country. It is to make the other (guy) die for his." - General George S. Patton read more..

"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget." read more..

"I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast." read more..

"Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them." - Shawn Alexander read more..

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

"Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps." read more..