Monthly Archive

"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day." -Sally Koch read more..

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck read more..

"More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind." - James Waddell Alexander, II read more..

"Make friends before you need them." read more..

"The first thing to try when all else fails is again." read more..

"Capitalism is man exploiting man. Socialism is the other way around." read more..

"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." - Jay Leno read more..

"A pessimist mourns the future." read more..

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." Benny Hill read more..

"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal." (From a headstone in Ireland) read more..

"Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your behind thrown in jail if you really tried them." read more..

"Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but he/she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake." read more..

"Judge everything by appearances and nobody would ever eat an oyster." read more..

"A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials." read more..

"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." - Heraclitus read more..

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.... read more..

"God does not ask your ability or your inability. He asks only your availability." - Mary Kay Ash read more..

"How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!" - Maya Angelou read more..

"The repetition of small efforts will accomplish more than the occasional use of great talents." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..

"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for." read more..

"Don't regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." read more..

"Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done." read more..

"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working." - Pablo Picasso read more..

"Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together." - Vesta M. Kelly read more..

"Live so that your friends can defend you, but never have to." - Arnold Glasow read more..

"I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble." - Helen Keller read more..

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei read more..

"A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose." - Farmers Almanac read more..

"Live every day like it is your last - one of these days it will be." read more..

"If you want the last word in an argument, say, 'You're right.'" read more..