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Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 334 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Best Daddy Cake

You might be a racist if . . . . ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1428

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."- Vitas Gerulaitis (having finally triumphed after losing 16 times in a row to Jimmy Connors) read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Retired Astronauts

Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0980

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1841

Decisions

A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was: You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus station, and you see three people waiting for the bus: ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hunting Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunda... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 2, 2015

Last month I scored 24 out of 31 in my resolve to send out the Cybersalt Digest every day.  I'm pretty happy with that because 77 percent is way higher than I usually got when I was in school: bu... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Habits

Some habits die hard. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1427

"There seems to be a need in human beings to see evil and combat it outside oneself, in order not to see it inside oneself.  But the struggle is inside of each person and inside each community; read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4747

Bored

"If you are bored, put on a cape, then you can be Super Bored!" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0979

When you interview for a position as a ninja, don't show up: you'll be a shoe-in for the job.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5765

Signs That You're Suffering Burnout

*Signs That You're Suffering Burnout* 10.  You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9.  Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!" 8.& read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2963

New Rules of the Office

These new rules of the office will be effective immediately. DRESS CODE:It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2100

Relativism

An older woman recently returned from her home town in North Carolina and told a friend they'd spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years past. "Lots of new greenery," she s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2964

How To Lose Your First Case

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2895

How Sin Entered the World

Stephen Fry says the misery of the world is not our fault. He's wrong. This message looks at how sin (and suffering) entered the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150201.mp3{/audio} At the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 30, 2015

Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! I'm not going to tell you how old she is, but I will say she isn't 12, 15, or 21 and that she's better than ever.  I still can't believe I get to be her husba... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2991

Hawk Attacks Drone

Are you bothered by the increased use of drones in city limits?  No Problem - just get yourself a hawk!  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1463

Quote #1426

"We can’t expect the nation to operate by Christian principles… but we can expect this of the church." - Philip Yancey read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2402

Pullover Gift

My brother's a cop: Thought I'd buy him a pullover sweater for Christmas.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2043

One-liner #0978

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side." – Stuart Turner read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3167

Time to Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2595

Arrogance

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Movie Critic

I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store. One boy took Disney's CINDERELLA off the shelf, pointed to the drawing of the title character on the cover, and said,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 28, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Secured Load" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/secured-load Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Secured Load

All loads should be secured. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2495

Wearing an Ephod

If you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0977

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1425

"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."- Whitney Capps read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Generation Gap

I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car. I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one... read more..

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