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    Time Off

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    Lost Pigs

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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

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    Newbie Preacher

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    Conductor Comment Comeback

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    Get Me Out

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    What Does That Mean?

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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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