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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

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    Bachelor Cooking

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    Young Dressing

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    Record Store

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    Missing Bags

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    Great Eyesight

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    Carrier Landings 2

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    Understanding Art

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    English Time

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    Looking Back

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    Weather Forecaster

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    Singing Practice

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    Amish At The Mall

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    You are a lousy cook if.…

    You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they…
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    You Know You're in Trouble When

    You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked…

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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