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    Actual Medical Records

    The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North…
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    The Head Hog

    The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end…
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    Lawnyer

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the…
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    Y2K Backup System

    While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and most of our…
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    Herd Of Cows

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of…
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    Foot Pill

    A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the…
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    Wire Guard

    Gale-force winds and frigid temperatures had taken their toll. Snapped electric wires…
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    Let's Play House

    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and…
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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
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    Rolls-Royce Loaner

    When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby…
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    Homework Policy

    Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than…
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    Super Golfball

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that…
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    Some Great Malapropisms...

    "I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over…
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    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…

Deep in the backwoods, the goober's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.  Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.  "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's another one coming,"

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.  "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...  It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.

The goober scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

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